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The Abyss

Marvel, supernatural, Sherlock, D&D and general nerdery blog.
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Sep 1 '14

(Source: brooklynmutt)

Aug 31 '14
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leck_mich_im_Arsch
Mozart wrote the song Leck mich im Arsch sometime around 1782. The title translated into English is “Lick me in the arse.” The only known words to it are the repeated phrase

Leck mich im A… g’schwindi, g’schwindi!Leck im A… mich g’schwindi.Leck mich, leck mich,g’schwindi

Where “A…” is shorthand for arsch, or arse, and g’schwindi most likely means quickly, making this translate to

Lick me in the arse quickly, quickly!lick me in the arse quicklylick me, lick mequickly

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leck_mich_im_Arsch

Mozart wrote the song Leck mich im Arsch sometime around 1782. The title translated into English is “Lick me in the arse.” The only known words to it are the repeated phrase

Leck mich im A… g’schwindi, g’schwindi!
Leck im A… mich g’schwindi.
Leck mich, leck mich,
g’schwindi

Where “A…” is shorthand for arsch, or arse, and g’schwindi most likely means quickly, making this translate to

Lick me in the arse quickly, quickly!
lick me in the arse quickly
lick me, lick me
quickly

(Source: konanyiffer420)

Aug 31 '14

dajo42:

realistically the space under my bed is very small so if a monster did in fact live there it would have to also be very small

it would be some kind of baby monster

i would have to look after it

There’s a monster that lives ‘neath your bed
Oh for crying out loud it’s a futon on the floor
He must be flat as a board”

(Goodnight Demonslayer, Voltaire)

Aug 31 '14

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Cats and Tumblr

More?

Dog Tumblr Posts

I miss having a cat.

Aug 31 '14

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

Aug 29 '14

kyerea:

korblabyss:

kyerea:

Grim Winter Redux - Misc. Selections

May have to do something special when I hit 500 followers lol.

How expensive of a computer do I need to handle a skyrim mod this pretty?

Not too much, all things considered that is. My current rig is about 1,200 to 1,400 dollars. My new one, that I’ll be building over the coming months, is around 1,700 bucks.

I’m technically minded and good with machines, but have almost no background in putting computers together (I mean, I’ve upgraded a video card, but the physical isn’t exactly what I mean). Any pointers?

Aug 29 '14
Aug 29 '14

myfirstpubichair:

pyro83:

Why is it when I see a white girl with a tattoo on her thigh i think sexy? But a Latina I think ghettos as fuck?

because youre racist

Well, indoctrinated by a racist society. Questioning is the first step on reeducating yourself.

Aug 29 '14

XKCD vs hand-wringing about what texting does to kids’ literacy

mostlysignssomeportents:

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It’s great, and the tooltip’s even better: “I’d like to find a corpus of writing writing from children in a non-self-selected sample (e.g. handwritten letters to the president from everyone in the same teacher’s 7th grade class every year)—and score the kids today versus the kids 20 years ago on various objective measures of writing quality.

Read more…

Aug 28 '14

veganweedsoup:

nonmono-perspective:

And above we see one of the few non-slut-shaming bisexual jokes ever made in television history.

we have to put our trust in to bob’s burgers, people

(Source: rorybbellows)